.: A little taste of obscurity :.

:: Monday, November 17, 2003 ::

late to bed and late to rise, makes a woman healthy, (un)wealthy and wise

I woke up this morning with a jabbing pain at the back of my left jaw and started worrying, for fear that Kok's theory of how excessive cigarette smoking can cause teeth to crumble like digestive biscuits is actually true. I couldn't take the pain. A goth I ain't. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

After gathering enough courage, I went off to the dentist's. I wore an extra pair of diapers, just in case. Sitting in the dentist's chair, I nearly pissed in my shorts when he said that I had to undergo a surgery to remove my wisdom tooth. Ladies and gentleman, we've just lost cabin pressure.

I tried to act brave to further personify the girl that is Su-Yin. I thougt, "Hey, I could go through 8 piercings, of which 2 went wrong and infectious and I went through a spine numbing tattoo ... how bad could a tooth extraction get?". Of course, my judgement always manages to bend me over and fuck me in the ass with a thorny dildo.

He whipped out a foot-long syringe from behind his back and injected a numbing agent into my already swollen gums. After another couple of injections, he slapped my lips and asked if I felt anything. I said no. He took a sharp tool and randomly stabbed at my lower left jaw with a weird look in his eyes and asked "Does it hurt?". I swore I saw him trying to hold back a trademark evil sadist laughter. I said no.

"Okay, I'm now cutting open your gums!"
"Wah, you've got alot of gums ar ... this is going to take a while"
"Oooh, I see the crown already!"
"Hmm ... looks like I have to shave off the top abit. Your tooth's too big"
"Wah, it's very stubborn. I'll pull harder"

I rinsed my mouth and as I spat out the water, I saw bits and pieces of gum sticking to the sides of the sink. Not knowing whether to feel nauseous or macho-womanish, I laid back in the chair only to find Mr. Evil Sadist asking me to take a look into the mirror to see his work. All I saw was blood. And then he showed me my bloody extracted tooth. I looked at him and nodded numbly as he fucking gave me a lecture on the Wonders of the Tooth Structure.

All this for a mere ass-spanking of a RM300 bargain! Well no wonder people only go to dentists twice a year, you blood-sucking, sadistic rich fucks.

According to Kok, my swollen cheek looks like I gave a blowjob, bit off the head and kept it in the left side of my mouth. How attractive. Email me, all you sex-starved lads! There's still space in my mouth for a few more bits of dick! *spits out a mouthful of blood*

:: Another pointless rambling at 11:11pm ::